Cerita Lucu Terbaik   by Ali Munandar

in Entertainment / Humor    (submitted 2012-01-09)

Funny story or you can call it a collection of funny stories because it's through this post I present some new funny for you to read. If you feel boring or dizzy wrote passable looking for entertainment, one of which read read humorous story that can tickle so you will laugh out loud.

Indeed, we sometimes hard to find entertainment when the brain does read the story again stress of humor can be an effective alternative stress relievers and cheap. Entertainment was very important to you, do not get a job or task your coursework stress triggers that finally makes you sick.

Here are some funny collection of stories for your stress relievers:

Soldiers and Dancers

Long served on the battlefield made ​​the soldiers were tired and lonely. To entertain them the commander to bring an exotic dancer from the nearest town. The commander alone understand, so do not go but straight into the room.

When the girls started dancing seductive, all the soldiers who watched the furore erupted. They clapped non-stop for 5 minutes. As the stripper began removing outer clothing and writhed sensually with a bra and g-string, the applause grew even longer, 10 minutes without stopping.

Madness becomes more-so when the bra is removed. Applause sounded very lively and continued to connect more than 15 minutes. The commander asked them to calm down to wait for peak dance.

Finally came the main dish. The dancers took off the last piece and meandering without a single yarn in sexy body. Occasionally appointed or legs wide open as he inserted his finger into his mouth.

He also menungging toward the soldiers, with a sigh. For 10 minutes he did his best dance. The commander had envisioned the ceiling will collapse but strangely did not hear any sound. There was no applause no cheerleaders, Hening.

Exotic dancer ended his show and then went to the commander of the room.

"What happened? Why no applause? ", Asked the commander.

The girl replied, "So they could just clapping with one hand Commander!"

Advanced technology

3 People paused to enjoy the warmth of sauna center, that is, those from America, Japan and Indonesia. The silence in the room sauna was broken by the sound, .. beep ... beep ... beep,.... The Americans opened the palm of his left hand, and read the hand written zip it. Two co-se 'sauna' was in awe to see the writing that appears zip the hands of Americans.

"Oh, my palms have been implanted chips, I can instantly receive SMS messages without tools, its SMS langung appear zip my hand,..." said the United States when he saw two colleagues stunned.

A moment later the phone rang, the Japanese lifted his right hand, thumb brought closer to the ear while the pinkie finger kebibirnya, "Oh sorry, I received a phone first, my hand already contains chips, I can accept and talk through my two fingers without using HP" said the Japanese.

Seeing all of that, Indonesian people getting nervous, What can I show to beat these people? he thought. Due to stress, desire to defecate intolerable.

After bowel movements, he returned again to the sauna room, but because it is not unusual to wash her ​​ass with toilet paper, toilet paper still dangling strand in this part of her ass.

With amazement the Japanese and Americans point to the string of paper 'residual' TSB and said: "What paper was that depend dibokong you ...?"

"Oh sorry, I just received Fax .." Indonesia is the man replied.

In Indonesia many creative artists who cleverly makes the cerita lucu terbaru that can make us laugh out loud because of humor. Humor Indonesia is not inferior to foreign humor, always intelligent and not crisp.

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